"Kid you're so stupid! That's not how it goes!" Patty screamed.
"Of course I know but we can't just have one! You know how we do things around here! Two things, both on equal sides. Symmetrically!" Kid hollered back, followed by eight loud knocks against the wall via hammer.
Liz peaked around the corner in curiosity; there was no point in continuing with her own Christmas decorating when the other two residents were arguing louder than her own thought process.
"What's the problem now?" Liz huffed; they had enough trouble convincing Kid to not decorate the tree this year.
"I wanna put mistletoe up here! But Kid is being a freak again" Patty pouted, crossing her arms.
"It's really not that big of a deal Patricia, you bought enough to cover the entire house" he stated matter of factly as he grabbed one small plant from the grocery bag on the table beside him.
"So we have plenty to put two beside each other on each door frame you wish"
And with that he proceeded to nail the second mistleto